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Mortadella Pool Float

Mortadella Pool Float

Regular price $68.00
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This floating slice is rich in saturated fats and surface area, with a diameter of 5 ft. A fleshy pink hue reminiscent of boardwalk hotdogs, Mortadella’s sweet, hand-drawn face is freckled with fatty bits and olive fragments, completing a look that can only elicit envy from her deli counter peers. By Emily Dinowitz
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